❶兜比脸干净。
It's cleaner than the face.
❷持续分期不稳定减肥中。
Continuous stages of unstable weight loss.
❸想喝奶茶想吃肉 ，想不运动想变瘦。
They want to drink milk tea and eat meat. They want to be thin without exercise.
❹一个能力很小，欲望很大的普通人。
Some ordinary person with little ability and a lot of desires.
❺这家伙很懒， 除了美貌与智慧什么都没有留下。
A man is also lazy. He left nothing but beauty and intelligence.
❻小康生活遗漏者。
The omissions of a well-off life.
❼夜宵外卖一品鉴赏师。
In the evening takeout scene.
❽废话很多的一瓶人类小样。
There were something special, a human sample with a lot of jargon.
❾黑眼圈届达人。
Dark eye circles.
❿修图照骗大赛常驻嘉宾。
retouching photo cheat competition resident guest.
❶❶个人才艺表演：说废话。
Talent show: Nonsense.
❶❷著名电影电视剧观众。
Viewers of famous movies and TV shows.
❶❸三好学生好困， 好饿 ，好想回家。
I'm so sleepy and hungry. I really want to go home.
❶❹当地颇为英俊的买可乐职业选手。
Leonard: Oh, pretty handsome local pro who buys coke.
❶❺拖延症俱乐部顶级 VIP。
A procrastination Club is a roe of VIP.
❶❻当地小有名气的穷光蛋。
Just the poor ones with a little local fame.
❶❼小道消息专业接线员。
It is a professional operator.
❶❽某知名啥也不是博主。
There was a well-known blogger who was nothing special.
